These 16 Police Comments were taken off actual police car videos around the country: ‘You know, stop lights don’t come any redder than the one you just went through.’ ‘Relax, the handcuffs are tight because they’re new. They stretch after awhile.’ ‘If you take your hands off the car, I’ll make your birth certificate a...
Monthly Archives: March 2008
These are comments made on students’ report cards by teachers in the New York City public school system. All teachers were reprimanded but, boy, are these funny!!! Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig. I would not allow this student to breed. Your child has delusions of...
So I have contemplated going private for some time now. After hearing a friends’ crazy story I started using some security measures and found some scary things about my own blog. So, please email me at: szahlmann@gmail.com if you read our blog and would like an invitation (or leave a comment below with your email...
I CAN NOT believe it’s been a year since sweet Payton Jean entered our family – as reluctant as she was to do so. She seems to have blossomed in personality over night and we are so thoroughly enjoying this new little person all over again.Payton was 3 days overdue and I had been having...
Today is my dad’s birthday! The kids and I took a whirlwind, surprise trip to the coast to visit he and mom. It was a lot of fun and we decided we need to make the time to do it more often!I love my dad! So many of the things that I feel very strongly...
